आसाम भारत का ही राज्य है न?

आसाम भारत का ही राज्य है न?

 Baikunth Bihari Baithe Ji (BQ), बिहारी का चौपाल !!

कॉलेज का तो मुँह हम दूर से भी नहीं देखे हैं, स्कूल के नाम पर चरवाहा वीद्यालय जाते थे उ भि थैंक्स टू लालू जि. हुआं भी बस सरकारी स्कूलवा के मैदान में अपनी भैशिया को चराने के लिए जाते थें. उ का हैना कि हमरि भैशिया को भि लालु जि कि तरह चारा बहुत पसन्द है. खैर चरवाहा विद्ध्यालय के चक्कर मे साला भैशिया तो ग्रेजुएट हो गयी, मगर हम पाचवी में पाच बार लटक गए. बाबु बोलिन पढ के भि तो भैशिया चराना है, छोड दे बेटा पढाइ. हम भि बाबुजि कि बात मान के पढ़ाइ देवता से छुट्कारा ले लिये. 
इतना तो हमको ही नहीं हुमरे पुरे स्कुल को तब्बे पता चल गया था की हम पढाई के लिए नहीं बल्कि बकैती के लिए बने हैं. उ का है ना i was too kool FOR skul ....  खैर हमारी बात छोडिये और हमको जरा अपने मे से न 100 ग्राम जनरल नॉलेजवा  उधार दे दीजिये. 
बताइए की आसाम जो है उ भारत का ही राज्य है? उ का है की हम हांल में जो कुछ भि हुआ हैना उसको लेके हम न बहुत्ते कंफुज हो गए हैं, समझे में नहीं आ रहा है की किससे पुछे और क्या सच माने. हमरे नेता लोग के भाषण को सुन के और जो कुछ भी आसाम  में हो रहा है उसको देख के तो हमको इ तनिको नहीं लगता है की आसाम  भारत में कहियो था भि. मरदे धु धु करके जल रह है इत्ना बगल मे अउर लग्ता है कि हम लोगो के कउनो फरके नहि पड रहा है. 
अच्छा, हो सकता है सब आन्ना भा रामदेव के रामलिला देखे गया होगा, या फिर ससद में ही कोई ड्रामा हो रहा होगा सब उहे देखे खुबे बिजि होगा. ठिक है बेटा, देखते है केतना दिन इग्नोर मारते हो सभ्भे लोग. अरे कहि सब राश्त्रपति चुनाव त नहि ना देख रहा है? उ का है कि अबकि के राश्त्रपति चुनाव भि इन्डिया पाकिस्तान टाइप हुआ है ना. 
खैर, एगो बात सुनो बबुआ काश्मिर चाहिये ना? ... हान बेटा उ त सबको चाहिए, काश्मिर ना हुआ गिर्ल्फ़्रेन्ड हो गया. कश्मीर हर कीमत पर चाहिए, मगर जो पहिले से है उसको नहि संभालोगे ससुर के नाती. बड़ा खुश हुआ होगा कश्मीर का भाइ लोग इ सब जानकर की आसाम  में हालत भारत सर्कार के काबू से बहार है. अरे अपना दांत का तो गिनतीये नहीं है चले हैं दुसरे का खोड्हिला काबारे. कश्मीर के लोग तो वैसे ही भडकल रहते हैं कही आसामो से हाँथ धोना पड जाएगा न त कहि मुह दखावे लायक नहि रहोगे, सुरदास लोग. अभी जो पूरा महौल बनल है, लगता है की पजामा तो गिरिये गया है बस नाडा ही खुलना बाकि है. समूचा विश्व के सामने नाक कट जाएगा बेटा, अगर जो अबकी भारत से अलग हटके कोई हिस्सा स्वतंत्र देश बन जाता है त.  

हमरे जैसन गंवार को भी इस बात से इतना लज्जा हो रहि है की हमे तो लगता है की हमने ही अपने आसामि भाइ लोगो को धोखा दिया हो. ऐसा रोज हमरा खून मुफ्त में बिना किरासन आ डीजल के नहि लहकता है, सरकार. अरे हम तो सारा उम्र थाली के बैगन रहे हैं, आज तक नक्शा पर भी आसाम नहीं देखे हैं. अपन छोट गाँव से एक्के दु बार बहार निकले हैं, उ भी कहाँ गए थे याद नहीं है. लेकिन इतना तो हम भि कान्फ़िदेन्ट है की उ दिल्ली वाला बाबु लोग से कहीं जादा अपने देश के हर हाल और मिजाज़ का लेखा जोखा रह्ता हैं हमरा पास. अख़बार भले ही उल्टा पढ़ते हैं बाकि बनवाटी और बिकी हुई ख़बरों में से सच छानना खूब आता है हमको. आसाम  के बारे में गाँव के सरपंच भि कह रहे थे की बहरी लोग बंगलादेश अउर काहा काहा से आके और हमारे हि बोडो भाई लोगो को तंग कर के उनका जीना हराम किये हुए है सब.  

इ का हो रहा है बे? साला वासेपुर में मनोज भाई जो बोले थे की केह के लूँगा, उसको इ बंगाल्देशिया सब चरितार्थ कर दिहिस है. मगर इ हुआ कैसे इ तो कोई ससुर के नाती नहि जाना. कोइ साला अपने ही घर में घुश के अपने ही ऊपर जुल्म करता है और अपने ही लोगों को पता नहीं चलता है. साला घोडा बेच के सोये हो की पूरा देश ही बंगलादेश को बेच दिए हो. एक बात बता दे क्रन्तिकारी भाषण देने तो हमको नहीं आता है पर इतना जरुर जानते हैं कि अम्रीका भी लगातार बाहरी घुसपैठ से लड़ता रहता है, मेक्सिको और कनाडा से कई लोग वहां हर साल घुसने का कोशिश करते हैं बाकि आज तक ऐसन नहीं सुना की अम्रीका के लोगों को मेक्सिको वाला सब टेक्सास या कलिफ़ोर्निया से खदेड़ दिहिस है. 

इ तो स्वाभाविक है कि जब भी किसी एक जगह से बेहतर स्थितियां किसि और जगह नज़र आति हैं तो लोगों वहां के लिए पलायन करना चाह्ते है, इ तो मानव के खून में ही है, 'ऎडेपटॆन्शन', परन्तु अपने देश के नागरिकों के हक़ की हिफाजत भी तो सरकार व नेताओं का कर्तव्य है. आसाम  में हिंसा हुई तो प्रधान मंत्री वाहा के मुखय मत्री को दोषी ठहराने में व्यस्त हो गये, एक बार दौरा भि कर लिया, मुख्य मंत्री सेना पर सारा ठीकरा फोड़ देते हैं, कि इ सेने वाला देरि से आया. अबे राज चला रहे हो की आलू बेंच रहे हो? देरी से आया, त सब आलू सड गया. यहा नागरिको के जान पर बनल है, अउर नेता लो आलु प्याज कर रहा है, धत्त.  अउर वइसे भि, ऐसन स्थिति कोई रातो रात तो सामने आता नहि है बे. बेट्टा सब चोचला है, आज़ादी के बाद से ही सुरु हो गया था इ लफ़्डा. स्थानीय बोडो लोग और बंगलादेशी दामाद लोग कई साल से लड़ते आ रहे है, साला सब जानता है. बस प्रधान और मुख्य मंत्री को ही नहीं सुंघाई देता है इ सब.  

अरे जब देश में लोग 32 रुपया में आमिर कहलाते हैं और अख्बार मे सब मार झूठ संच लिखा जाता है प्रेस को पैसा देके खरीद लिया जाता है भ्रस्टाचारियो को ताकत दे दि जाति है, नफ़रत कि आंधी में लोग आपन आत्मा तक को बेंच दिया करते हैं, वहा अउर क्या होगा. इ सब रोज होता है और तुमको पता भी नहीं चलता. चलो इ माना जा सकता है की बंगलादेश में स्थिति रहने लायक नहीं हैं, तो भारत सरकार के नाते बंगलादेश को भीख काहे नहीं दे देते, की लो हइ चार रुपया एगो मस्त धोती, एगो झकाश रेडियो अउर एक साईकिल खरीद के अपने हि हियाँ ही मरो सलों, हमारे यहाँ अपने ही बहुत तकलीफ है भाई.  

सब बंगलादेशि सब को मेहमान बाना के रखोगे, तो सनकिये ना जयेगा सब. भारत के टीबी चैनल देखके, सिनेमा देख के सोंचता होगा की इण्डिया तो मस्त जगह है रहने के लिए चलो कौनो भ्रष्ट प्रहरि को दू रुपया देके चलते है ससुरारी. अउर का यहि सोन्च के त साला दामाद बनके चल आता है सब और सबसे बड़ी बात की साला किसी को पता भी नहीं चलता है. इ मंगनी का मेहमान सब कइसे आता है कहा ग़ायब होता है कोइ नाहि जानता.  

चलिये ब्रिटिश ज़माने से स्टार्ट करते हैं इ त्राश्दी का पहला बीज वहि बोया गया था. आसाम  के आबादी तब एतनी नहीं था परन्तु अंग्रेजवन को यहाँ की खेती योग्य उपजाऊ जमीन के बारे में पता चल गया. अँगरेज़ सब साला बहुत तेज था सब केचुआ जैसा किसी भी चीज़ से खून चूस लेता था. सो बंगलादेशी सब को खेती करने के लिए आसाम  ले आया और तभी से बंगाली मुस्लिम की एक बिरादरी यही बसी हुई है. आज़ादी के बाद जो चाहा जहाँ सटक लिया. लेकिन जो रुकगया उ फ़्रि फ़न्ड मे भारतिय हो गया. कहावत हैं न, हिंग लगा न फिटीर्किरी रंग सोलह टका. चलो इ बात हम मान भी जाते है की जो हियाँ रह गए वो यहाँ के भारतियों से कम नहीं था. उ सब को भी इस देश का ही नागरिकता मिलना उतना ही लाज़मी था जितना असल भारतियों को. बाकि वक़्त के साथ इन एहशान फरामुस भारतीय-बांग्लादेशियों ने अउर घुसपैठियों सब को सरन देना सुरु कर दिया ताकि जो स्थानीय जनजातियाँ हैं खास गर बोडो भाई लोग उनके ऊपर वर्चस्व की लड़ाई लडि जा सके.  

साला इ बहुत अजूबा बात है की है की तब से आज तक इतना बदलाव आया है की आज गोड्डा माइनोरोटी है और बंगलादेशीयों की संख्या कहीं अधिक हो गयि है. बोडो ने अपनी रक्छा के लिए कई संगठन बनाये पर उन्हें आतंकी संगठन समझा जाने लगा, जो की कुछ हद तक सही भी था, अब दिन दहाडॆ तमान्चा लह्राइयेगा त समाज सेवक त नहि ना कहाइयेगा. खैर कई बार दोनो गुटों में झड़प हुई, हजारों लाशें गिरि जो अब तक अपने मक्शुद को खोजती हैं, लाखों बेघर हुए और जानवरों की तरह किसी पनाहगार में जिंदगी बसर कर रहे हैं. बुजुर्ग महिलाये और बाच्चे ये सोंच कर अपना दिन बिता रहे हैं की उनका ऎसा क्या कसूर था की उन्हें अपनी ही जमीन अपनी ही मात्रभूमि से अलग रहना पड रहा है. ulfa, bpf or aasu जैसे संगठनों के माध्यम से स्थानीय आबादी की आवाज़ उठाई तो जाती रहि है, पर कभी कभी ये आवाज़ बम के धमाकों और गोलियों की चिंघाड़ का रूप ले लेती है. कितने बेसहारा जिवन लील लिए जाते हैं, बेगुनाह फिर वहीँ दुराहे पर खड़े होते है, मन मे वही सवाल लिए कि, हम का किये थे बे.  

आप जो यह पढ़ रहे हैं कीसि नेता या किसी बाबु के विशेष अधिकार का हनन कर के देखिये आपको छठ्ठि का दूध न याद दिला दिया सब त हम बैकुंठ बिहारी नहीं. और उ जो आसामी  भाई लोग के नागरिक अधिकारों का हनन पिछले कई सालों से हो रहा है उसके लिए कौन आवाज़ उठाएगा बेघ. नागरिक अधिकार छोरिये महाराज उनके मानव अधिकारों का भी कोई बाट जोहने वाला नहीं है. अगर लिक से भटक कर युवा अपने जमीन और अपने पहचान की लड़ाई के लिए हथियार उठाएगा तो उसका जिम्मेवार कौन होगा बे घन्चक्कर.

अभी कुछ दिन पहले ही चार बच्चों ने हथियार डाले थे और मुख्य धारा में जुड़ने का प्रण लिया था, लेकिन क्या हुआ उनके साथ? निहत्था देख के उथा ले गया सब अउर सब को मार दिया साला सब. उनकी लाश भी नहीं मिली. कोकराझार की घटना के बाद भि कई महिलाएं और बच्चे जानवरों की तरह एक छोटे से रेफूजी कैंप में रह रहे हैं. आप तो माहाराज वहां नहीं हो, तो फ़ेस्बुक और ट्विटर के माध्यम से ये मत कहना की मैं उनका दर्द समझ सकता हूँ. काहेकि इ संच है कि कितनो नाक रगड़ लो बेटा, उनके दर्द का दसवां हिस्सा भी नहीं बर्दास्त कर सकते.  दर्द तो इतना है उन्मे की मेरे जैस अनपढ़ से शायद बयान न हो पाए, पर सवाल यह भी है की क्या हमारे नेताओं में यह इचछाश्कती है की वे इसे अपनी गलती मान कर दुबारा कभी न होने देने का वदा, उन माताओ को करे जिनके लाल नहि रहे, उन विध्वाऒ को करे जिन्के सुहाग उजड गये अउर उन बच्चो को जिन्के उपर लावारिश का ठप्पा लग गया.  

 i condemn this incident, i condemn that attack, i condemn this statement...साला अंग्रेजी न हुआ माफीनामा  का सर्टिफिकेट हो आतंकी वारदात से लेके भूकंप तक को बस कांडॆमं ही करते हैं हमारे पूज्य नेतागणण्. बहुत पहले टीबी पर एक सीरियल आता था उसमे इन्द्र देवता हर राक्षशि आतंक और उपद्रव के बाद त्राहिमाम त्राहिमाम करते भगवन विष्णु अथवा शंकर के पास पहुच जाते थे. तब कही भगवानो कही इ कह के सो जाते की आई कंडेम फलनवा, त इन्द्र के साथ साथ तिनो लोक का एंटी.सेकुलरिस्म हो जाता. और यदि भगत सिंह या महात्मा गाँधी खुद अंग्रेजों के खिलाफ लड़ने के वजह बस आइ कांडॆमं दिस कह के रह जाते तो ये नेता लोग आज चौराहों पर मूंगफली बेच नहीं रहे होते?  

सबसे बुरा तब लगाता है जब इ महानुभाव लोग राष्ट्रपति चुनाव में मस्घुल था वहां लोगमारे जा रहे थे, और महिलाओं के साथ अत्याचार हो रहा था. साला मेरे जाईसा लोग के स्मझ के बाहर हाई कि ऐसा लोकतंत्र किस काम का है, जिसमे एक राज्य जल रहा हो और बाकि राज्यों को खबर भी नहीं होती. इ घटना के विरोध में जब मुंबई में आज़ाद मैदान में आगजनी हुई, पोलिस के साथ साथ मिडिया वला भाई लोग को बढियां से कुट्टा गया तब झट से लोगों को नज़र आगया. काहे बे व्क्त्परश्त लोग किसी भी मार्मिक से मार्मिक घटना पे आप लोगो का ध्यान खीचने के लिए उसे मुंबई या डेल्ही में आउट्सोर्श करना पड़ेगा का? अउर यदि हाँ तो क्या ये हमारे चरमराते लोकतंत्र के लिए एक बड़ा धब्बा नहीं है?  

जब संसद में इस मामले पर चर्चा की बात हुई तो हो हल्ला करके सदन को ही स्थगित करा दिहीस सब. वैसे इ नेता लोग बहुत चालू चिज होता है दिखाव्वाद से पूरा प्रेरित होकर वही मुद्दा उठाता है जिसमे नेशनल अपील हो. आपनि अम्मा को भि कोइ मार रहा हो तो बिना प्रेस की मौजूदगी के ना बचावे. आसाम तो हमेशा जलता रहता है उसे क्या देखना. हलाकि मिडिया को इस बात की बधाई देनी चाहिए की इ सब भाई लोग इस बार के आसाम  के मुद्दे को सही सही दिखाया है सब. हलाकि नैतिकता के कसौटी पर इ हर आदमी का फ़र्ज़ है की उ अपने गिरेबान में झांके और इ सोंचे कि उसको उसके घर से बे-इज्जत करके निकाला जायेगा तो उस्को कैसा लगेगा. का करोगे सोंचिहो बेटा? हम आते हैं जरा बुधन की बकरी को कन्डेम करके, उ का है की 2 दिन से दूधे नहीं दे रही है शशुरि. हहहहः.......                                   

Is it the Non-Secular image or just Modi that irks Kumar?

 BY- Numan Mishra 

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When it comes to being in power in the next general elections, no other party seems as dismantled as NDA is at the moment. The party has been facing this apocalyptic leadership crisis ever since India shinned on paper in Atal Bihari regime. Many leaders have been tried ever since but none managed to bring in the charm for the party. Even the great Advani could not bring glory, and suffered two successive defeats From the UPA. 

Even when everything is going wrong for the UPA in its 10 years with the job, it seems little relaxed with the lack of competitiveness shown by the NDA. It seems as everything is in the favor of NDA, yet it fails to grasp the opportunity at hand. With winds in favor the NDA’s ship refuses to sail, with UPA on back foot NDA still doesn’t hail. Indeed everything is not right in NDA at the moment. And now that the veil is finally off from the relationship between NDA coalitions especially JDU and BJP, the future of the coalition seems uncertain if not completely off. 
Ever since Bihar CM and his Gujrat counterpart Narendra Modi ‘Namo’ came face to face on the PM issue, the party has not found its right bearings. Kumar does not want NDA to project Namo as the 2014 Pm Candidate. Singing in tune are the JDU members that the country should have a PM with a secular image, be it in the 2014 elections.

While there was never an actual or official projection of any one in the form of the prime ministerial candidate from the NDA, but Kumar did start singing his own secularism love Ballard in a rather auspicious way. Utterly confusing!  

However, the common man who is on a rebound from congress may feel confused and start humming “Why This Kolaveri Di”? It’s not as if the common man has no other options, he certainly has, and even the great A.B Vardhan has said this repeatedly that come 2014 elections and this country will show that it can think beyond UPA and NDA. But the sheer sense of a national sentiment of making it large every time leaves him with BJP only.

The question is dubious “Why This Kolaveri Di”? but there is a concrete reason behind this dubious question; the whole approach to the matter by both the parties (BJP-JDU) seems exaggerated unconstitutionally. Yes unconstitutionally! Why? Just because of the methods used by the members of BJP and JDU to spit venom against each other. While the traditional media was present to record and convey each and every sophisticated and encapsulated message from one party to the other, the warriors choose to fight unconventionally through Twitter, Blogs and Party literatures. This for once does not make any sense. The main reason is the fact that the general elections are in 2014, and there is a long road of Planning, thinking, witty promotions, and word-war leading up to them.

Its anybodies game, however the UPA for sure is on the back foot. This certainly was the time when the second largest party of India NDA, utilized the common mans anger and disappointment against the UPA government to its advantage. Alas what we really have is, bunch of power hungry politicians engaged in the internal party turf war. It’s more disappointing than sad, simply because it shows the lack of political knowledge in the NDA members.
While all this should have been amusing to the UPA government, but the goat at the butcher shop does not get amused by the opera. The UPA members seem more confused than interested in this couple’s fight between BJP and JDU. Couple’s fight? Yes, because of the methods used in this internal spat were unconventionally unique for a political war, it was much like an older couple which has seen many ups and downs in life fighting for a cookie, it doesn’t make any sense.
It all started with Nitish Kumar the Bihar CM, and the Renaissance man for the on paper developing Bihar, speaking candidly with a news media. He was so much overwhelmed by an almost hallucinating image of Bihar overshadowing every other state including Gujrat with its development spin that he went ahead and spoke his heart out. He definitely tried to encapsulate his words but maybe the emotions went ahead and grew larger than he could control. Nitish said “The NDA should not project someone with a non-secular image as the prime ministerial candidate; come the 2014 elections”. Not only that, Kumar also said that NDA should in fact give chance to a leader from undeveloped states like Bihar, and Orissa. We all know that Orissa is just a support Phrase here, don’t we? Anyway his statement also conveys that the congress is definitely done for in the next elections. Kumar may also have warned, rather than suggested the NDA to not project NAMO as the Prime Ministerial candidate for the next elections.
While Namo himself preferred to not enlighten on this issue his ardent fans and diehard RSS members backed Namo and even retaliated against Kumar. Soon the whole NDA alliance started boiling on the issue especially BJP and JDU. While many BJP top leaders silently disagreed and even condemned Kumar’s new strategy, the RSS giant Mohan Bhagwat completely wrote off Kumar and even termed him selfish. Bhagwat went ahead a notch and even said that NDA should project someone with a Hindutwawadi mental frame as a PM candidate. Bhagwat certainly backed up Namo for the PM candidate, in his unique bullish way.

Advani who is assumedly sidelined after the last defeat of the party in the general election too could not resist himself from backing up Namo. He wrote in his blog that Namo is a secular leader and if not for his wrongly accusation in the Godhara Kand, he has a very clean image. Namo has taken Gujrat to heights it had never achieved. Be it industries, Agriculture, Infrastructure or the Education sector, Namo has proved himself worthy enough for a term as a PM. Advani also hinted that the general consensus in the BJP also seems completely in favor of Namo. Time to time the same idea was portrayed by Ravishankar Prasad, C.P Thakur, Giriraj Singh and many members of RSS. however Advani did spark another row by saying that the 2014 elections will see a non BJP non Congress candidate as the PM. He clearly was hinting towards Nitish Kumar. everyone from BJP immediately started speaking against Advani. seeing no way out, a cornered Advani choose to put this all on the media and said that the media is so dumb it portrayed the wrong conception from my blog..owww poor stupid media. Advani did dodge a bazooka by playing this media so stupid card just like Salman Khurshid did a few days back when he accidentally called Rahul Gandhi, a good for nothing lazy piece of Shi*. Anyways Advani managed to save himself from the wrath of BJP titans, but in his vigil he did give Kumar a little more hallucinating hope of becoming a PM in 2014. with this god-sent AakashVani from Advani Kumar started day dreaming. 

While all this was happening, along came a new twist in the tale, Kalam decided to go Shakespeare cum Sherlock Holmes at the same time with his Uber Controversial Book "Turning Points", in which he wrote an account of his five-year tenure as President. Fortunately for him controversy sells like hot cake in India, unfortunately for BJP his book revealed too much about them. What was supposed to be an autobiography turned out to be a controversial inquiry report. Kalam wrote that during the Godhara Kand, the then PM, Atal Bihari Vajpayee got very sad and he felt that removing Namo from the party was only option. But senior members of BJP, namely Pramod Mahajan, Rajnath Singh and Advani convinced him otherwise. However this proved self demolishing for the NDA government and it toppled from power.

This new twist from Kalama’s Book gave JDU and Kumar a new weapon to use against Namo, while Kumar himself choose to be a spectatator this time his Party punters specially Sunil Jha, Shivanand Tiwari and few others openly attacked Namo and his candidature for the Prime ministerial candidature, come 2014.

BJP which was on the back foot on this issue choose to remain silent but did deploy the outright spoken Krackon, Giriraj Singh on JDU. Giriraj started a parallel retaliation against the JDU and took it to answer the harsh questions of Bihar JDU members. Soon the war of words started growing Ugly with Shivanand and Giriraj outsmarting each other with witty remarks. Gririaj even called Shivanand Poshua Hanuman, which means he was sent in from Lalu’s RJD to dislodge JDU. 
Then the JDU inducted Sanjay Jha of BJP in its own Party which added more fuel to this ever so growing fire. The small war of words was now an ugly burning cauldron. The long reigning BJP JDU alliance started looking distorted and tangled. while the BJP kept saying that Sanjay Jha had asked before leaving, the JDU was singing along an entirely different tune. Kumar even said that there are many members of BJP willing to joi his party but he will not spill the beans as of yet. Blown by the recent proceedings BJP tried to retaliate through C.P Thakur, but failed to salvage any pride. when Some of the BJP members said that they could also chip members of JDU and induce in to their party whenever they wanted, Kumar replied confidently and said if ata all anyone is willing they can take them in their party. The bluff went wrong from the Bihar BJP, so it resigned to the JDU and almost forfeited this first volley. However the mighty Kackon did manage to bring in some carcases of JDU ego along. Giriraj took a witty dig at Sanjay Jha and termed him a traitor, and said "NATHUNI DI JIS YAAR NE SUMIRAT BARAM BARI, NAAK DINI KARTAR NE USKO DIYA BISARI" . This remark proved rocket fuel for the already burning fire and initiated round two in the ongoing BJP vs JDU.       
However the top leaders from both the party soon realized this and the fighting punters from both parties were gouged. Senior Leaders from both the party once again reminded each other of the coalition policies. While Advani educated BJP, Sharad Yadav, pulled a few ears from the JDU camp. Anyway the burning cauldron was cooled off for the moment and Nitish was assured that there have not been any talks regarding the PM candidate in the BJP. And only after the 2014 elections are done with, the NDA will unanimously decide its PM candidate. This was just the assurance Kumar wanted. Perhaps momentarily but Kumar locked his hounds, and put his sword back in the deck.  Seeing it from the sidelines it seemed as if the warlords had returned to their respective bunkers and the Mighty Krackon returned to its den. However it was evident that the mighty Krackon was disappointed of being gouged.

The aftermath of this almost chaotic event was very peculiar the members of BJP and JDU kept avoiding each other and even if their paths crossed they made it a routine to not to look each other in the eyes. It was as if a couple which was about to file a divorce but then decided to give their relationship one more chance. the divorce between the BjP and JDU was halted. But for how long, one wondered?

Anyways it was very disappointing to see such a capable volcanic issue fizz out like a loosely fitted soda bottle. But little did we know that the recent future holds many more surprises for us. Just days after the cease fire, came the supernova and changed the whole equation head to toe. Lens of media a social and political research agency conducted an independent research in the state and the results were Tsunamic, Namo emerged as the people’s choice for the 2014 PM, not only that, to add salt to Kumar’s wounds the research concluded that if the BJP-JDU coalition were to end in the state BJP will emerge as the top party in the breakup aftermath. Ouch!! It just hurt JDU so bad and it showed from there faces. The pain of dismissal was so much that they could not keep the pain to themselves. This gave the Bihar BJP a chance to show a mirror to already wounded and defaced JDU and Nitish Kumar. While BJP was Basking in the momentous glory, JDU was hurt and badly wounded. Kumar and his punters tried to dilute the issue but BJP made sure that it did not fizz out soon, not until it bulldozed the home brewed confidence of Kumar and his party.

The BJP was confident now that the JDU has no other choice than to give in to BJP’s demands and accept Namo or whoever is chosen as the PM candidate. But little did BJP know that Kumar has one more trick up his sleeve. The President elections came knocking and everyone took it as a dress rehearsal to the actual showdown in 2014. While Sangma was unanimously suggested and supported by BJP, the JDU backed out and supported Pranab Da instead. Surprised, Hurt and Confused BJP had never thought that this day would come, however it did happen and Pranab Outshined Sangma. It was more of a Congress defeating BJP rather than Pranad defeating Sangma, a big dent in the confidence of BJP leading up to the 2014 elections.

While BJP was busy repenting on its decision to continue its coalition with JDU, the JDU itself was busy partying and celebrating Pranab’s fixed win, with UPA playing proud host. 
A revenge well taken by JDU, however no one from JDU camp ever addressed this diversion from Sangma to Pranab as a turning point to the relations between BJP-JDU. Kumar constantly repeated that He was supporting Pranab because of the long grown historic relationship of Bihar and Bengal. Perhaps trolling BJP or just playing dirty, the JDU showed the same mirror to BJP and reminded that while the Lens of Media survey did write-off JDU, but even the BJP is nothing without JDU.
A message cleverly conveyed by JDU, did open eyes of some of the BJP leaders. And soon senior party leaders started getting in touch with Kumar, reassuring him that the PM candidate will only be decided after the 2014 elections are concluded. Nitin Gadkari even held an unofficial meeting with Kumar and listened to his part of the story. The veil on this conversation was completely off and Kumar candidly suggested that he will not agree to contest together if Namo will be projected by NDA. This is definitely was a Game match point two for the JDU in the ongoing BJP vs JDU smash derby.
Even Bala Saheb wrote in his Samna that Kumar and Namo are not the only ones fighting for the PM’s post, old warhorses like Advani are also still in the contention. He said that the coalition between the JDU and BJP does not have a future in these circumstances. The BJP seems to have been affected by a plague of some kind, since no decision is being concreted at the party level. While Congress almost bullishly manipulates its coalition parties and chooses its own PM candidate, the BJP which is the bigger party in the NDA coalition fails to do so. if not for the occasional hiccups suffered by Mamta, the congress almost dictates terms to its coalitions. but the BJP seems powerless when it comes to dictating terms to its allies, why? I can only see one reason and that is simply the fact that everyone in BJP is lusting for the PMO's post, in his own self-declared way. he was definitely hinting towards Advani and Gadkari.  

However, with all these sophisticated and elaborated word wars and scpae gloating politics one can be rest of assured that all is not right in the NDA. The future of the coalition is one thing and the 2014 elections are another. Congress will be projecting Rahul Gandhi as its PM candidate for sure. It has even hinted that Rahul Gandhi will take his own decisions to take up bigger responsibilities. The UPA needs a turnaround with its recent sunken image, and the only thing that can work in its favor is if Rahul Gandhi is projected for the PM.

Also it cannot be denied that Kumar may not be actually against Namo, but anyone who is between him and the PM candidature. In this scenario BJP which has already been facing Apocalyptic Leadership crisis is left shattered and confused. However, amongst all this it is BJP’s decision to take. If it projects Namo or anyone else Kumar will certainly not embrace the idea. Also if at all NDA does project Kumar as a PM candidate, the history does not back up a long running regime for the party at the centre. Even Bala Thankre said in his Samna that whenever a PM from a smaller party from a coalition is installed as a PM, the Government becomes unstable and topples from power before the allotted regime.

Also by installing Kumar it will in turn be breaking hearts and angering many senior party members. Namo will also not take it sitting, he has long been running Namo for PM campaign for 7 years straight now, and if the NDA decides to not to project Namo as PM it will hurt it even more badly. 

While rumors may indicate Kumar can also associate with UPA, but it does not seem likely under the current circumstances. Since Kumar has spoken clearly on this issue and has reiterated time and again that there is no point of his parties association with the UPA. 
Another thing that can happen is Kumar can give in to the demands of BJP leading up to the 2014 elections. But that also does not seem very likely seeing the hunger of power in him. Lalu had once said that “MERE TOH MUH ME DAANT HAI INKE PET ME BHI DAANT HAI”.

One more thing that can be happening here is the fact that this is all a well planned diversion created by NDA and coalitions. While Kumar keeps enjoying the Muslim votes in Bihar by speaking against Namo. Namo will keep gathering the emotional support of all the Hindu votes which will in turn be the decisive point in the 2014 elections. It can also be possible that Kumar may not actually be lusting for Pm post for himself and by speaking against each other; they may be paving ways for each other to keep enjoying public support in their respective domains.

The evidence of the above fact is that when BJP was in power and Godhara Kand happened, Kumar could have resigned or protested or even condemned the incident, but the fact that he choose to not raise his voice meant that he was in tune with the Gujrat CM, Narendra Modi. So why is he suddenly so obsessed about protesting Namo as NDA’s PM candidate? Also ever since the media stared digging Kumar's past and asked him to name one secular leader from BJP, Kumar started dismissing his own earlier statements by saying he was never a contender for the  elections. From his misleading parallel theories it is more than clear that Kumar is willing to eat his own words for the sake of this coalition. Hence it is almost certain that Kumar may not have any intentions of being a PM as of yet, and by speaking against Namo he may in turn be helping him.      
Also if the social media is to be believed the country is indeed ready for a Hindutwawadi PM after what has happened in the UPA-1 and UPA-2. The Hindutwawadi may not be confused with Non-Secularism here. The broader definition of Sarva Dharm Smanway should be taken in to consideration here.    
Since nothing is permanent in politics any of the above scenarios can present itself in the future without any warning. We can act surprised or confused but the fact that we are on a rebound makes it more interesting for us than any one of these parties.

What will eventually happen is for the future to spill, but one thing that can be safely said is the fact that its not the Secular image or Namo himself that irks Kumar it is much bigger and beyond that. The lust for ultimate power in a democratic framework is strong enough to melt anyone in to a self declared PM candidate. It has happened in the pas and it will keep on happening. From Advani to Namo, from L.N Mishra to Jagannath Mishra, from Sanjeev Gandhi to Varun Gandhi, the lust for power has driven many a families, parties, Sangathan, coalitions and ideologies apart. The whole point of shuttering in the political drains is the fact that power is addictive and hallucinating. Everyone needs it, and it is this lust for power that has created the difference between the two long running friends BJP-JDU.

BY- Numan Mishra 

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