Bihar youth congress demands renaming of railway stations while Baikunth has more suggestions

YC demands renaming of railway stations

Numan Mishra: 6^th Nov

PATNA: The Youth Congress of Bihar (YC) has demanded renaming four railway stations in the state. Suggesting that the renaming will not only suggest the historical importance but the spread the rich inheritance of the place. They also urged chief minister Nitish Kumar to recommend the renaming of these stations.Which are Sultanganj, Sheikhpura, Hajipur and Madhepura.

A petition to the Union home minister P Chidambaram, Union minister of state for home Jitendra Bhawar Singh and railway minister Dinesh Trivedi is to be sent in this regard, said the State YC president Lalan Kumar and secretary Sanjeev Signh.

Here are the demands:  

. Hajipur station as Amrapali station,

. Madhepura station as Singheshwar station.

. Sultanganj station as Ajgaibinath station.

. Sheikhpura station as Hussainabad station.

They also added that Vidyapati Nagar railway station should be renamed as Vidyapati Dham. Lalan further stated that the Union home ministry has already cleared that it had no objection to the proposal. It’s all upto the state government and the railway ministry to decide.

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While we are at it, why not use some more recommendations from highly learned and sophisticated jury.

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    Sri Baikunth Bihari Baithe ji (BQ): A learned from the Motihari district who in his own words is as unemployed as Lalu Prasad in Sushashan. He specializes in giving personal remarks on politicians and expert suggestions in political issues. He also has an uncanny knack of climbing trees, grazing goats, cutting hey and his hobby is pretending to read newspapers but only upside-down .

His recommendations are :

1. Rename Patna to “Hattna” for the sake of brain drain.

2. Gaya to “Gone” for the recent setbacks in tourism business.

3. PatnaPolice as Yamraaz, because they have guns and don’t exactly know how to use them.

4. Bihar to “Sardar” exclusively due to the unfunny and hurtful jokes by Metro teens on Bihar.

5. Poor to #31RsPeople because according to Congress People with 32Rs are not poor, right??

6. Janta Darbaar as “The New Comedy Circus”, yes ! because that’s just what happens there now.

7. Shivdeep lande (our loving neighborhood cop) as “Dabaang-2” only because of the shades.

8. Bhojpuri to “Zaroori”, just to tease Raj The Thackeray.

9. Bihar Cricket Association to “Kaun”, just because we are not allowed to play Ranjis.

10. Moinul haq Stadium to “Charwahaa Maidaan”, because of the cattles occupying the stadium.

He had an endless list as a learned he is, but due to the shortness of time and lack of grasping power in me for such high frequency intellect he had to end it. However, he promised to enlighten me whenever he was free enough or drunk enough.